livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
what if sheep didn’t have legs and they just looked like a mass of bleating clouds rolling down hills all around the valley
when your friend is upset and you’re like
The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice. I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea. She didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh. That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.
Second hand embarrassment
THERE IS NO BETTER MOMENT AT A CONCERT THAN WHEN THE SINGER STOPS SINGING AND THE CROWD CONTINUES THE SONG AND YOU SEE THEM ALL SMILE ITS SO PERFECT
what even was this show
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building